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Swimmer
August 16th, 2007, 07:11
By Samael

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Woodmann
August 16th, 2007, 16:48
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA.......Excellent

Woodmann

JMI
August 16th, 2007, 16:50
And it's all over the net!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=7+to+caution+about+the+dangers+of+changing+light+bulbs&btnG=Search

Regards,

LLXX
August 16th, 2007, 21:55
How many reversers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just sit in front of the monitor.

disavowed
August 17th, 2007, 23:05
I was at a rooftop party last night and for some stupid reason there were no lights on the roof. So everyone walked around using their cellphones as light sources. Suck it, computer monitor!

Swimmer
August 28th, 2007, 22:44
What is a rooftop party ?

Y would there be lights on a rooftop unless there was a helo pad.

Just thinking. :-)

Take care.

disavowed
August 30th, 2007, 20:35
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Swimmer;68168]Y would there be lights on a rooftop unless there was a helo pad.

There was a barbecue up there and it looked like it was often used for entertaining.

naides
August 31st, 2007, 05:03
Until an octopus walked in, riding her bicycle from bus next door wanting to eat some sushi from the grill.

PS: Please do not post under the influence of LSD. . .